Now you guys did it!! You figured us out. After contacting HQ
it has been decided that you all have to go! MBUSA will be sending you all complimentary vouchers for a free tour of the nearest MB facility. Once there you will be given a timely demise.... I mean timely demonstration on car care.
Otherwise we will have to dispatch our Gestapo Roadside drivers
to come stop by and loan you their tire iron.
Resistance is futile, your cars are loaded with all kinds of
secret tracking equipment. (For saftey of course.)
See you soon.
DR.D