Hey fellow members, just got this pic this morning on my commute to work and would like to open a caption contest for it. I think the picture speaks for itself, but the comments it aroused from passers by where hilarious. Lets see what do you think?

(By the way, for you info, the hearse is a 2003 E270 CDI)

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A. Rosich
CL 500, 1998
S 500 L, 1998
E 320 T, 1995 [Sadly sold ]

"the rigid passenger safety cell did its job of protecting the occupants from injury ..."

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BENZ THERE DONE THAThttp://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/...c/progress.gif
15 VW Passat TDI
00 E420
98 E300 DT
97 E420 Donor Car - NEED PARTS? PM ME!
97 S500
97 E300D
86 Holden Jackaroo Turbo D
86 300SDL
(o\|/o)

New this year are the active casualty monitoring sensors that automatically detect the lack of vital signs and instantaneously extract the occupants and simultaneously embalm and prepare the victims for immediate presentation and burial...

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

"Not wanting to be late to his wife's funeral, John B. Wiley insisted that the driver of the hearse not stop for the oncoming freight train which was..."

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1977 Mercedes 240D. 4-speed transmission. Windows, A/C, and sunroof: all manual. Medium Red. 204K miles.
1988 Subaru GL wagon. Dual range 5-speed 4X4. Daily driver w/ twin parts car.
1994 Subaru Loyale wagon. 5-speed 4x4
1966 International 3/4 ton 4X4 truck. Ooh yeah!
1952 Ferguson TO-35 farm tractor.
1984 Snapper rear engine riding mower. Just like Forest Gump.
1988 Nimble 20 sail boat
--Older stuff is built better--

or, in the Latin liturgy: "Robigine in partes laedatur."

The final Slow Down .....

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'03 E320 Wagon-Sold
'95 E320 Wagon-Went to Ex
'93 190E 2.6-Wrecked
'91 300E-Went to Ex
'65 911 Coupe (#302580)

Costa Rican police reported one fatality in this morning's commuter traffic. The body of Manny Baron (passenger) was recovered from the scene of the accident.

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The Golden Rule

1984 300SD (bought new, sold it in 1988, bought it back 13 yrs. later)

GOT BUSTED ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN------------------

When interviewed after the accident, the driver obviously shaken, said "they told me he was dead"

... and the survivors were buried yesterday at ...

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95 E320 Cabriolet, 169K

"Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Craig Bethune

'97 SL500, 40th anniversary edition

'04 Olds Bravada (SWMBO's)
'06 Lexus ES330
'89 560SL (sold)


SL--Anything else is just a Mercedes.
(Kudos to whoever said it first)

If you thought you were having a bad day....

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Dave

1995 S320

"And should the world-class safety systems somehow fail, Mercedes' latest optional equipment has you covered..."

Hearse driver Hector Lopez has come up with a novel way to expand his customer base in these worsening economic times. Pictured is Mr. Lopez’s hearse just after he plowed down a group of early morning commuters standing at a local bus stop. “I figure I’ll get four maybe five jobs from this run so this was a good day. My cousin Manny has an auto body shop so my overhead is pretty low. I like what I do so I can’t complain.”