Since the helmets amplifiy signals, I can only conclude that this is indeed another government conspiracy to program its people - starting with the youngest, by mandating that they must wear bicycle helmets.

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D