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Originally Posted by Kuan
Things you never get used to:
Walking around naked in the locker room
Purchasing feminine hygiene items for the wife
Having your hands on some other woman's "back" in a conga line
The feeling you get when you step into the boss' office
Having sex in your parents' house
Waiting "patiently" while she tries on a dress
Answering any of the following questions:
Will you marry again if I die?
Do I look fat?
How many women have you slept with before me? (coming from the wife)
Carrying on a conversation while using the *****ter
Having to use the last available urinal in a crowded restroom
Kuan
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The feeling you get when you step into the boss' office. That is the only one for me. The rest I am used to.
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