Last night I went to a Holiday party. It got me thinking about a few things. So I woke up this morning and wrote down some stuff.

Things you never get used to:

Walking around naked in the locker room

Purchasing feminine hygiene items for the wife

Having your hands on some other woman's "back" in a conga line

The feeling you get when you step into the boss' office

Having sex in your parents' house

Waiting "patiently" while she tries on a dress

Answering any of the following questions:

Will you marry again if I die?
Do I look fat?
How many women have you slept with before me? (coming from the wife)

Carrying on a conversation while using the *****ter

Having to use the last available urinal in a crowded restroom

Kuan