Things you never get used to - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Kuan · #1 12-08-2002, 10:04 AM

Last night I went to a Holiday party. It got me thinking about a few things. So I woke up this morning and wrote down some stuff.

Things you never get used to:

Walking around naked in the locker room

Purchasing feminine hygiene items for the wife

Having your hands on some other woman's "back" in a conga line

The feeling you get when you step into the boss' office

Having sex in your parents' house

Waiting "patiently" while she tries on a dress

Answering any of the following questions:

Will you marry again if I die?
Do I look fat?
How many women have you slept with before me? (coming from the wife)

Carrying on a conversation while using the *****ter

Having to use the last available urinal in a crowded restroom

Kuan

drbrandini · #2 12-08-2002, 10:17 AM

kuan,

Whoo hoo I am still laughing. But seriously thats a good list, how true.

Snibble · #3 12-09-2002, 09:09 AM

I would rather wait for a lesser crowd to use the urinal if it was me

Cap'n Carageous · #4 12-09-2002, 09:35 AM

Add using a Port-O-John!!

Kuan · #5 12-09-2002, 09:41 AM

LOL!! Make that using a portajohn on a hot summer day. Don't you love it when you have to take a dump and then flies and all kinds of insects start flying out of that hole?

Eeeeew!

Kuan

G-Benz · #6 12-09-2002, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Kuan

Purchasing feminine hygiene items for the wife

Kuan

Hey! At least everyone in the store knows you have a woman and are getting some action!

It's when they need to announce a "price check" on said items that gets a little embarrassing...

Cap'n Carageous · #7 12-09-2002, 11:11 AM

Those hospital gowns that expose your backside!! And let's not forget prostrate exams!!

aklim · #8 08-14-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Cap'n Carageous

And let's not forget prostrate exams!!

Haven't had one yet so I don't know.

DALE DORIA · #9 12-09-2002, 03:43 PM

How 'bout the sound of the Dentist drill...and one of my favorites........the piercing sound you hear when getting your teeth cleaned and they hit a nerve that pierces your skull......And then there's the infamous" Bend over and RELAX!!!" Yeah.......Hello........Relax??? Then there is THE question--" Honey guess what?" This is where we all hold our breath as we are about to $h#@ ourselves......waiting for....Drum Roll Here......
I'm Pregnant!!!!

aklim · #10 08-14-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DALE DORIA

I'm Pregnant!!!!

Another one I will never get used to and hopefully never have anyone else say it to me. Had it once and just about wet my pants.

SwampYankee · #11 08-14-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Another one I will never get used to and hopefully never have anyone else say it to me. Had it once and just about wet my pants.

I guess after the 4th I'd have to say that I was used to it, but I hope I never hear it again!!

aklim · #12 08-14-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SwampYankee

I guess after the 4th I'd have to say that I was used to it, but I hope I never hear it again!!

Abstinence or getting your nuts snipped off will fix that.

SwampYankee · #13 08-14-2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Abstinence or getting your nuts snipped off will fix that.

Neither of which are particularly appealing. Thankfully there are other methods!

Snibble · #14 12-09-2002, 04:04 PM

Also.. what about when you have some freaks that decide to start a conversation while you are the urinal? Or using the *****ter in one of those bathroom stalls with no doors? Yea.. you know what I am talking about

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