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04-01-2003, 03:19 PM
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Whistle tips
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04-01-2003, 05:09 PM
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 No, sorry. Didn't mean to laugh.
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04-02-2003, 10:12 AM
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On the topic of urinals...
"We aim to please...you aim TOO, please!" On the topic of two men in adjacent urinals bragging about their "size" "Whoa! The water's COLD!" "Yeah, and DEEP too!"
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04-02-2003, 08:52 PM
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Saw this sign posted on a urinal...
"Pilots with short stacks or low manifold pressure taxi up close."
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04-02-2003, 09:34 PM
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When I was in second grade we used to see who could pee the farthest. I think the record was 12 feet to the uranal.
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04-02-2003, 10:21 PM
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or when you are in the men's room and some guy comes out and doesn't wash his hands and tries to shake your hand. that's when you pretend like you are getting over a cold.
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04-02-2003, 11:48 PM
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I work with a jerk (no pun, he really is-long story). He NEVER washes his hands (no matter if no. 1 or no. 2). Luckily, we hate each other, so no worries about shaking HIS hand
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08-14-2008, 08:10 AM
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Colonoscopies are no joke.
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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08-14-2008, 09:58 AM
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In the immortal words of Irwin Fletcher:
14. Mooooon River... 15. Thanks, Doc. Ever spend time in prison? 16. You got the whole fist up there, Doc?
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08-14-2008, 10:08 AM
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In the immortal words of the mountain hick from "Deliverance":
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08-14-2008, 11:38 AM
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