Halfway through boot camp a group of recruits is being tormented by their DI.

One makes the mistake of looking at him a microsecond too long and after the requisite pushups and verbal beating, the DI ends his tirade with "AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, DOG-BREATH!! DON'T THINK I DON'T! YOU'RE THINKING YOU CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I DIE SO YOU CAN PISS ALL OVER MY GRAVE, NOW AIN'T THAT RIGHT!?!?!?"



The recruit replies, "SIR NO SIR! The last thing I ever wanna do when I get out of the army is to stand in another long line!!"