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01-12-2012, 04:53 PM
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Halfway through boot camp a group of recruits is being tormented by their DI.
One makes the mistake of looking at him a microsecond too long and after the requisite pushups and verbal beating, the DI ends his tirade with "AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, DOG-BREATH!! DON'T THINK I DON'T! YOU'RE THINKING YOU CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I DIE SO YOU CAN PISS ALL OVER MY GRAVE, NOW AIN'T THAT RIGHT!?!?!?" The recruit replies, "SIR NO SIR! The last thing I ever wanna do when I get out of the army is to stand in another long line!!" 
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01-12-2012, 05:15 PM
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Why don't they give tests at the zoo?
...... There are too many cheetahs. (Snare drum, rim shot!)
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