WTF indeed Jake.
From the administration that loves to gather data and listen in on phone calls. Meta data gathering to the next level.

Yaw rate? Number of passingers in the vehicle?

Hmmmm... What would be the interval between speeding tickets? Once a day? Once an hour? Once on the same trip, same road, regardless of distance? Every time you go above the posted limit, regardless of time intervals? Think about the revenue opportunities!