Ten Commandments for Diesel Maintenance - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Dance'w'Diesels · #1 01-20-2005, 02:35 PM

http://www.sdrm.org/roster/diesel/commandments.html

R Leo · #2 01-20-2005, 02:47 PM

My fave:
"For all things in this life that thou desireth thou shalt also pay plenty and for the wisdom of experience, no less. Advice from the multitudes costeth nothing and is usually worth just that."

TX76513 · #3 01-20-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by R Leo

My fave:
"Be not loose in thy jaw hinges for no man knoweth all about Diesels. The truly wise absorbeth much knowledge and exceedeth little, and he who so doeth shall gain repute among his fellows and favors among his superiors."

Amen

Be not loose in thy jaw hinges for no man knoweth all about Diesels

That may be hard to sell on the forum

Old300D · #4 01-20-2005, 03:42 PM

Brilliant!!

Smooooth · #5 01-20-2005, 05:53 PM

Very Well Done..........

Thy Jaw is to be watched.....

Stephen

#6 01-20-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 6th commandment

6. In the books thou mayest read what to do and when, but only the voice of experience may tell thee why and how, else thy reading of what and when shall but plague thee with smoke.

My 240D should fare better than my TD.

#7 01-20-2005, 08:52 PM

I think there should be 2 more commandments added:

"Do Not Selleth Thy Pride and Joy."

"Do Not Betrayeth Thy Baby That Clack,Clack,Clacks...... At You Faithfulleth Every Dayeth."

TX76513 · #8 01-21-2005, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 300SDLTOM

I think there should be 2 more commandments added:

"Do Not Selleth Thy Pride and Joy."

"Do Not Betrayeth Thy Baby That Clack,Clack,Clacks...... At You Faithfulleth Every Dayeth."

Tom - you gotta get over it!

You are starting to make me feel bad for you