LOL!!! Now THAT's funny!

Mothballs or sulfer (used to make sulfer candles you could burn), but whats worse a snake or smelling the cure weeks later?. Don't kill it! Black snakes keep the poisonous snakes away.

1 box of 12 gauge 2-3/4" shotgun target loads
$15.22 at wally world.
1 30 pack of miller lite cans for "lubrication"
$17.90 with deposit at wally world
1 Remington 870 express pump
$229.00 on sale at Dicks sporting goods (don't forget the coupon)
1 snake in a benz
free to a good home in western PA


Target practice for an afternoon
PRICELESS

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Phil
Previously loved
variety, but I miss the 99 F350 PSD- 37k, traded, damn

Current stable
98 E-300 TurboDiesel, 253k
http://www.facebook.com/people/Philip-Underwood/762882374

Sounds crazy, but it works. Buy a mouse at the pet store. Loosely tie some twine around it's neck. In the heat of the day, tease the snake out enough to where you can get a good look at him. Determine if he is poisonous or not. I'm betting he's not. Then man up and grab him. But please, whatever you do, get video of this cause we have got to see it.

Mouse on a rope... this might be better than my post.
I've been waiting to see what else you all came up with.

PMU

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Phil
Previously loved
variety, but I miss the 99 F350 PSD- 37k, traded, damn

Current stable
98 E-300 TurboDiesel, 253k
http://www.facebook.com/people/Philip-Underwood/762882374

I have two in the shop...each one about 6 feet long....black snakes.
I used to catch them like Irwin did.....but not now.
I relocate them if I need to have them somewhere else with a 4 foot PVC pipe with 1/2 inch id.

Snake catcher.
Tie off thin rope at one end of pipe...pull rest through until out the end and leave about a 4 inch noose....tie knot big enough so it will not go back in pipe and so you can pull on it..

Loop the rope over neck of snake and pull noose snug around it's neck.

Take snake into nearby field and release....I have done this dozens of times...they still eventually come back in.....this has been going on for 15 years.

Strange thing is....they have never attacked the noose as it goes over their head....of course, this changes once the noose tightens....can be fun trying to pull them out of the area they have got in to.


Don't kill them...they catch field mice and rats.
My dog has got used to them too.....he used to try to dig them out...it was like watching a mongoose, he'd jump back 3 feet if they struck out.



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"A liberal is someone who feels they owe a great debt to their fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."

Trust me, it works.

Hmm. I've got a cat that likes to torture smaller snakes. Shall I throw her in the trunk and see who wins in the morning?

Don't worry, I'd rather not kill the thing; I left it in there all this time because it does far less damage than the mice chewing on my seats.

Video. Hmm. I tried to get a still shot for you, but it was back in its den. How do you propose I hold the camera in one hand while wrangling the thing with the other as it lunges at me? One snake hunter's death caught on tape is enough for one week!

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Paul
2004 E500 4matic; 72,000mi

This is a funnier thread than the guy trying to sell the Beanie Babies on E-Bay.

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95 SL500 Smoke Silver, Parchment 64K
07 E350 4matic Station Wagon White 34K
02 E320 4Matic Silver/grey 80K
05 F150 Silver 44K

Pete,
If you're anywhere near Clarion, PA you can come hold the camera!

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Paul
2004 E500 4matic; 72,000mi

post a picture, I'm betting its completely harmless. I think the mothballs sounds like a good idea.
here are a few of mine (couldn't resist)

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1985 300D, 237k.
1994 F-350, 6.9 diesel, 5 spd manual, Banks Turbo. 261k.
Sold: 1985 300CD- 267K

SNAKES IN A F***ING CAGE Man!!!

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95 Honda Shadow ACE 1100.
1999 Plymouth Neon Expresso. 2.4 swap, 10.5 to 1 comp, big cams. Autocross time attack vehicle!
2012 Escape, 'hunter" (5 sp 4cyl)

Why are there check boxes in there?

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1984 300D Turbo Diesel - 211700+ mileage (now sold)
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ned/benz/sig.jpg
In any of my posts, it is safe to assume
that I'm talking about this car.

One Time, I Gave My Snake Some Beer Mang!

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91 350SD
14 F150 Eco
19 Fusion Hybrid
11 GT500

keep the snake in there...but train it so that u can use it as anti-theft...train it 'trunk-monkey' style.

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Check here for compatibility, diagnostics, and availability!

(4/11/2020: Hi Everyone! I am still taking orders and replying to emails/PMs/etc, I appreciate your patience in these crazy times. Stay safe and healthy!)


82 300SD 145k
89 420SEL 210k
89 560SEL 118k
90 300SE 262k RIP 5/25/2010
90 560SEL 154k
91 300D 2.5 Turbo. 241k
93 190E 3.0 235k
93 300E 195k

those are two of my nicest snakes, a ghost cornsnake and an albino nelsons. Sadly, as I am in college, I have to sell them. I put the checkboxes in to give buyers an idea how big they are.

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1985 300D, 237k.
1994 F-350, 6.9 diesel, 5 spd manual, Banks Turbo. 261k.
Sold: 1985 300CD- 267K