The 240D Song

[Skippy]

In a rare moment of artistic inspiration, I wrote a song, or at least a parody, to the tune of Little Deuce Coupe. For your enjoyment:

Chorus: 240D-you don't know what I got

I’m not whinin’ babe so don’t put me down
But I’ve got the slowest set of wheels in town
When I think about passing, man I don’t even try
Even if it had wings it still couldn’t fly
She’s my 240D-you don’t know what I got

Just a 240D with a diesel mill, but she'll walk a Peterbuilt like she's standin' still
Injectin' little fuel with small stroke and bore, she'll do about 80 on the top end floored
She's my 240D-you don't know what I got

She's got a hydraulic clutch and a four on the floor, and she moves like a tortise while the engine roars
But if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid, there's one more thing-she's smog exempt daddy!

Well comin' off the line when the light turns green, well she blocks up the lane like you've never seen
I get cussed out a lot, and it's hard to steer, cause everybody's always on my rear
She's my 240D-you don't know what I got