Originally Posted by JiveTurkey

-If you hate winter 'cause you know your power bill is going to go up from plugging the beast in.
-you're capable of operating a filling station pump without spilling a drop, ever, on anything.
-You have to pull over for pee breaks twice as often as you stop for diesel.

-You love the look on peoples faces when they hear your car and are clearly suprised when they turn around to see an old Mercedes diesel and not a Durastrokepowerturbomaxxxxxxxx American diesel Barge Truck
(This one really only applies to people recently transplanted to redneck states, like me)