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09-01-2004, 11:32 PM
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Best Dr. Perry Cox Rant
Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call "Perry's Perspective". 1. If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, i should be allowed to kill him. 2. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called "Bring Back The Porn". 3rd, and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must be an ocean. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, isn't that right spike? My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help.
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09-02-2004, 11:26 AM
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I love Dr. Cox!
It's funny to see that actor in Platoon and other movies now that he IS Dr.Cox. He has a kid with Down's Syndrome and is active in fund raising for the disease. I bet he even drives a Benz  I try to get my medical professional friends to watch it they think the promos make it look "silly" but they don't know what they're missing. It is the wittiest show I've seen. (Elliot is easy on the eyes, too)  ElliotThe Janitor is hilarious. -Tom
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09-02-2004, 01:23 PM
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I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy dog tails, where you obviously, if not, grew up, then at least spent most of your summers, but you're in the real world now! Okay?
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09-02-2004, 02:07 PM
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Lemme ask you a quick question. Are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is . . .oh, I don't know . . .go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but do you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact. You are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't you?
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09-02-2004, 06:00 PM
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M'kay?
prescription P.S. narwhal, you missed the premiere last night but you're in luck it, airs again Saturday night (check your local listings as they say -Tom
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09-02-2004, 06:08 PM
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Good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance, Lance, nyet, negatory, mmm-mmm, nuh-uh, oh-oh, and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff -- "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!..."
Wish I could find last Tuesday's season premiere rant, where he gives JD the long list of all the things that he doesn't care about, including "any caucasian person that adds -shizzle to a word." 
Last edited by MTI; 09-02-2004 at 06:29 PM.
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