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LK1 · #1 09-10-2004, 06:15 PM

Rectum?????? Nearly killed'em!

BobK · #2 09-11-2004, 09:33 PM

Many years ago (like 20-30) when there was such a thing as a pop machine that dispensed drinks in bottles, Ohio St. U. had to remove the drink machines from the dorms. Seems one of the female residents decided to have a go at one empty bottle. Genteel person that she was, she went small end first. Unfortunately a vacumm was created in the bottle somewhere in the process and the bottle became unwilling to leave without more pain than she could handle. Bottle had to be removed at university hospital. Can machines were introduced shortly thereafter. No comment from the glass bottle industry. Perhaps the fellow who went wide end first had heard the story and wished to avoid that problem?

LK1 · #3 09-12-2004, 12:05 AM

Yeah, those 2 liter Pepsi bottles are a *****! Ummm, I mean, I heard, ummm, from a friend.

Snibble · #4 09-12-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BobK

Many years ago (like 20-30) when there was such a thing as a pop machine that dispensed drinks in bottles, Ohio St. U. had to remove the drink machines from the dorms. Seems one of the female residents decided to have a go at one empty bottle. Genteel person that she was, she went small end first. Unfortunately a vacumm was created in the bottle somewhere in the process and the bottle became unwilling to leave without more pain than she could handle. Bottle had to be removed at university hospital. Can machines were introduced shortly thereafter. No comment from the glass bottle industry. Perhaps the fellow who went wide end first had heard the story and wished to avoid that problem?

Damn.. my school is THE reason for having canned drinks?

Plantman · #5 09-12-2004, 11:47 AM

Hey buddy, if you look at my wife agin, I'm gonna stick this beer bottle so far up your ass, you'll be able to open it with that bottle opener you stuck up there last week..........

#6 11-13-2004, 12:49 AM

And then there is the old medical story concerning the emergency room incident..............a man was wheeled face down on a gurney into the examination room.........supposedly in much pain...........only the FEET of the BARBY DOLL protruded from the man's anus

............It seems that once inserted enough, the HANDS, which point OUTWARD, acted like a barb on a fish hook. The doll could NOT be removed and kept getting DEEPER and DEEPER

What TERROR this story struck me with....WHY?WHY?WHY?
Perhaps this story is not true....It would be a good one for that show about urban legends.
Best wishes always,
spo

#7 11-17-2004, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Spo123

And then there is the old medical story concerning the emergency room incident..............a man was wheeled face down on a gurney into the examination room.........supposedly in much pain...........only the FEET of the BARBY DOLL protruded from the man's anus

............It seems that once inserted enough, the HANDS, which point OUTWARD, acted like a barb on a fish hook. The doll could NOT be removed and kept getting DEEPER and DEEPER

What TERROR this story struck me with....WHY?WHY?WHY?
Perhaps this story is not true....It would be a good one for that show about urban legends.
Best wishes always,
spo

Wife went to Univ of Houston Art School in the 80s. A student in her photography composition class brought a portfolio to school including shots of him with a Barbie doll inserted in the old dump chute.....

Instructor supposedly thought it was creative: that's why I guess I went to into Engineering and not art.............

boneheaddoctor · #8 11-17-2004, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jake

Wife went to Univ of Houston Art School in the 80s. A student in her photography composition class brought a portfolio to school including shots of him with a Barbie doll inserted in the old dump chute.....

Instructor supposedly thought it was creative: that's why I guess I went to into Engineering and not art.............

I bet that professor is teaching at Berkley these days..............I guess that sort of explains what happens in schools these days that passes for "education"