Colon cleansing... - Page 2 - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

J. R. B. · #16 12-06-2005, 02:13 AM

I can't say whether it works or not. What puzzles me is who in their right mind takes a plastic utinsel and digs in their $hit? A small portion of their brain must want them to be a dung beetle.

They also complain about gas. Why? I enjoy ripping a good thunder clapper now and then. I'm impressed with the quality and durability of MB Tex. So far I haven't blown a hole in the bottom cushion of my drivers seat.

sfloriII · #17 12-06-2005, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by J. R. B.

I can't say whether it works or not. What puzzles me is who in their right mind takes a plastic utinsel and digs in their $hit? A small portion of their brain must want them to be a dung beetle.

They also complain about gas. Why? I enjoy ripping a good thunder clapper now and then. I'm impressed with the quality and durability of MB Tex. So far I haven't blown a hole in the bottom cushion of my drivers seat.

LMAO.... so to speak.

Here's a quote from the site MedMech posted: [Yes, the text is brown for your amusement!]

"Your dinner is followed by one of the packets of Magic Powder dissolved in apple juice which takes on quite the cinnamon smell. Plus each night before bed, you pop some of the Poo Pills to make you quite the bowel moving fool the next day. Nothing horrible -- I wasn't penguin walking towards the bathroom with a clenched sphincter or anything. But when I did make it there, I sure as hell wouldn't want to be the bowl. Poo City.

...It wasn't until the morning of day number three that the object of my desire came poking its head out of my exhausted colon. At first I almost didn't recognize what it was -- it looked like normal poo to the untrained eye but as I leaned in and examined it closer, it seemed everything was linked together like a series of train cars. Yes, all the little boxcars were all holding hands and circling the bowl in trainlike fashion, with one big crooked piece serving as the locomotive. I was startled to find I was unprepared for some actual manipulation of this thing that has crept from my loins and settled for a black papermate pen. Sure enough, Eureka! It wasn't quite as long as I had hoped, but hey the fun was just starting! Ladies and gentlemen, we have Ass Plaque!"

Nice.........

cmac2012 · #18 12-06-2005, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ara T.

It must be hell getting old. *shudder*

Patience, bucko. Jeez, I thought I had unlimited time ahead of me when I was 21.

Oh man....

benzene · #19 12-06-2005, 11:22 AM

Oh god, the photos

aklim · #20 12-06-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by benzene

Oh god, the photos

I'll pass

benzene · #21 12-06-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

I'll pass

They passed too... passed all kinds of unsavory things.

boneheaddoctor · #22 12-06-2005, 01:02 PM

a little dishsoap and prunes and you will evacuate your entire GI tract.....

aklim · #23 12-06-2005, 02:09 PM

Let me ask a stupid question. If they want to claim it works, why won't they submit it for testing at say a laboratory where they check out procedures? I mean, any medical procededure can be experimental for a bit but later on has some documented studies behind it to prove effacacy before my insurance will pay for it.

G-Benz · #24 12-06-2005, 04:22 PM

Here's a thought...what if one could do a colon cleansing in the same manner of a car oil change via a "Topsider"?

aklim · #25 12-06-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Benz

Here's a thought...what if one could do a colon cleansing in the same manner of a car oil change via a "Topsider"?

What are the benifits of colon cleansing? Any properly documented studies done by an independent body in a scientific manner?

My Topsider thing had a problem. I pushed the hose too far and it broke off in the oil pan. We had to take the oil quality sensor out to fish it out and thankfully, it came out. Wanna do that with you? I wouldn't

TheDon · #26 12-06-2005, 05:17 PM

im not running all over town to try and find a topsider.. ill just do it the good ole way..

just the thought that this colon plaque as its called comes it is like.. wow.. that was in me.. lets poke at it.. not!

sfloriII · #27 12-06-2005, 05:34 PM

Holy crap, I can't believe what just came out of me!!!

R Leo · #28 12-06-2005, 10:21 PM

Colon plaque quackery.

Secret Squirrel · #29 12-07-2005, 12:10 AM

Ahh yes good old crackwatch.com. The psychiatrist with an agenda.

Things like the colon cleanse are best tried personally before you waste your time reading anything there. My personal favorite is Holistic Horizons intestinal bulking agent III.

Once you experiment a little with colon cleansing, move on to the liver flush if you really want to see some improvement in your health. www.curezone.com has all the info you need.

Oh the irony... a web forum where people are worried sick about going 3001 miles on dino oil... if only we took that kind of care when it came to our bodies.

cmac2012 · #30 12-07-2005, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by J. R. B.

I can't say whether it works or not. What puzzles me is who in their right mind takes a plastic utinsel and digs in their $hit? A small portion of their brain must want them to be a dung beetle.

They also complain about gas. Why? I enjoy ripping a good thunder clapper now and then. I'm impressed with the quality and durability of MB Tex. So far I haven't blown a hole in the bottom cushion of my drivers seat.

You're still young though....