George W. "doofus" joke

[John Doe]

>Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
>The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
>"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
>
>"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his
>trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
>
>"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting
>to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of
>office for a year! ''
>
>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
>whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

[MattBelliveau]

:d

[raymr]

George W. has figured out a way to eradicate bird flu forever.
He is bombing the Canary Islands.

[Botnst]

Originally Posted by John Doe

>Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
>The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
>"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
>
>"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his
>trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
>
>"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting
>to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of
>office for a year! ''
>
>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
>whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

Clinton would never have made that mistake.

Signed,
Bonehead Doctor

[TheDon]

Originally Posted by Botnst

Clinton would never have made that mistake.

Signed,
Bonehead Doctor

i thought the joke originally used clinton and gore not the current knuckleheads

[Brian Carlton]

"John".......making fun of George......... ...............blasphemy............if I do say so.

[John Doe]

Originally Posted by Brian Carlton

"John".......making fun of George......... ...............blasphemy............if I do say so.

I have not only made fun of him, I didn't vote for him to serve a second term. You really should pay more attention and quit operating solely on assumption as others have pointed out.l

[Maroon 300D]

A general walks into the oval office and tells President Bush that four Brazillians were just killed in a suicide attack in Baghdad.

The president looks stunned and his eyes begin to well up with tears. He sits down as if he can no longer stand.

The general hesitates for a moment and then addresses the president again.

"Um, sir?," he asks. "Is there something wrong? I come in here every day and tell you about the casualties. You don't normally react like this."

The president looks confused for a moment.

"Well how many is a Brazillian?" he asks.