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Old 03-09-2006, 11:17 AM
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New disease discovered

ATLANTA. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of (a)Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

- antisocial personality disorders
- delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
- extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information
- pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
- inability to accept responsibility for own actions
- cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
- uncontrolled facial smirking
- ignorance of geography and history
- tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
- categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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Old 03-09-2006, 11:31 AM
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- pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
Actually, I doubt he could pronounce either...
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:46 PM
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It's funny that you described our president and the ad they decided to put on the bottom of this thread concerns mental illness.
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Old 03-09-2006, 02:01 PM
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Kind of sounds like the typical far leftist.
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Old 03-09-2006, 02:37 PM
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The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. .
........I love it.........thanks for sharing.
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Old 03-09-2006, 04:42 PM
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so .. how do we avoid contracting this disease
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Old 03-09-2006, 05:08 PM
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Few ways you could have caught it:
Drank any of the kool-aide made in Texas by a company called Gangof4, Inc.
Spent too much time in front of a TV between the months of September and November '04 reduced your immune systems substantially. When you contacted persons who already had the disease. Well, the rest is.....you know.
But I heard you could most likely catching it at any of the voting booths throughout the country in '04. I also heard the germs were most prevalent around those places, especially on Nov 7.
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Old 03-09-2006, 07:31 PM
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Is it just rumor that watching Fox News (cable version) more than once per month can also cause this? If so, I'll have to adjust my viewing habits since I do watch it occasionally to see how slanted the Right is . . . MSNBC gives me the balanced version . . .
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Old 03-09-2006, 08:15 PM
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I Love It!!!
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Old 03-09-2006, 08:27 PM
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Yeah that pretty much sums it up...

I love the...."delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones"
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Old 03-10-2006, 01:20 AM
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Is it just rumor that watching Fox News (cable version) more than once per month can also cause this? If so, I'll have to adjust my viewing habits since I do watch it occasionally to see how slanted the Right is . . . MSNBC gives me the balanced version . . .
Funny now that you mentioned it. I heard the same thing.

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