I don't think I crave liquor but, I definitely like a nice buzz.

After a long day, I occasionally look forward to a bourbon & Coke, bourbon & water or a bourbon on the rocks. After a REALLLY long day, I look forward to a dry martini, a dirty martini and/or a double shot of vodka on the rocks. And sometimes, after a truly focked day, I would rather drink than eat (this isn't too often).

I've never been drunk and started a fight. But, I have been known to fall asleep...zzzzz.

Generally, when I get to the farm on Fridays, first I change into my grubbies and then I mix a 'big-gulp' bourbon and coke before I climb in the buggy and make the rounds (usually takes an hour to cover the whole place). But, I never carry the jug with me.

I don't DUI on public roads anymore (in the dark ages, it used to be pretty much OK here in Texas). Period.

...and no, I've never been arrested either.

Only once have I gotten so drunk out there that I lost my pickup in a ditch...in my defense, the ditch was full of weeds that were the same height as the surrounding grass and damned near invisible. Most importantly (to me), I didn't spill my beverage.

I've never gone to work drunk....well, at least not where I'm working now.

Comments? Advice?

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