Two cannibals sat down at a table in a cannibal restaurant. The
waiter said, "All we have left is a missionary from Prague. You can
each pay for half." "Okay," said one of the cannibals, "We'll split
the Czech."

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

czech me out ..

boo, hiss...I did laugh though.

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2002 Ford ZX2
2 x 2013 Honda Civics

I chuckled.....

October 1066. Two Norman soldiers relaxing after the Battle of
Hastings. "What a battle! What a victory! You know, I have a feeling
that someday schoolchildren will read about this battle as one of the
turning points in history." "Maybe. But the books will have to
protect the kids from most of the details." "Why?"
"Too much Saxon violence."

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

THAT was bad.

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95 SL500 Smoke Silver, Parchment 64K
07 E350 4matic Station Wagon White 34K
02 E320 4Matic Silver/grey 80K
05 F150 Silver 44K

As long as we're talking about cannibals...

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

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-livin' in the terminally flippant zone

I eat an egg every morning for breakfast. Why you ask? Because one egg is an oeuf.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

A long running experiment to teach philosophy to horses recently failed. Why? You can't put Descartes before the horse.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

Polish scientists have reported that they have a new birth control method for men. YOU PUT A ROCK IN YOUR SHOE!



...it makes you limp!

ba-dum-dum (drum sound)

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Frank
84 500SEL EURO 101K ( JUST LIKE MY 1ST WIFE. GLAD TO GET RID OF HER! )
85 300D 310K (sold)
90 350SDL 184K sold
83 300D 118K (sold)
88 300E 153k (sold)
93 400E 105K (sold)

When their mine became defunct, Jake and Abe decided to grow
mushrooms in its cool, dark tunnels. Business prospered but Jake
wanted all the profits, so he decided to kill Abe by planting some
poisonous varieties in his partner's section. When. Abe found out, he
had Jake arrested. Although the charge of attempted murder was
dismissed for lack of evidence, the court did find Jake guilty of
corrupting the morels of a miner.

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

A Cannibal is a man who loves his fellow man,with gravy.

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't keep her pupils under control?

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If a Vegeterian only eats vegetables.....

What does an Humanitarian eat?

Sorry everyone

Shaun

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1992 Pearl Black 500E (08/91) SOLD
1997 White C36 AMG (T-Boned by Chevy truck)
2003 Silver C32 AMG (lease due, traded up)
2002 Pontiac Montana VisionSOLD
2007 Volvo XC90 3.2
2005 E55 AMG (newest ride)

soylent green is people!

There's an old Simpsons halloween episode thats a parody of that movie

Principal Skinner: "Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! Wait, Scratch that one."

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1985 CA 300D Turbo , 213K mi