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What those words on performance reviews REALLY mean...
1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bull**** 3. GOOD COMMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone 4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date 5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot 6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does 7. QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses 8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision 9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it 10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English 11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker 12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a louder voice 13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky 14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes 15. CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber 16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else 17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys 18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION - Gets to work on time 19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk
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1985 380SE Blue/Blue - 230,000 miles 2012 Subaru Forester 5-speed 2005 Toyota Sienna 2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible 1999 Toyota Tacoma |
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Howdy All,
I qualify for the following. #4,#6 & #16.
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Frank X. Morris 17 Kia Niro 08 Jeep Wrangler 4 door unlimited |
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