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Old 08-12-2006, 03:12 PM
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Exclamation *** Bumper-Stickers That Need To Be Printed ! ***

Since the polical season's already upon us and we ALL have something to say, let's take the time to come up with some pithy and smart-alecky things we would NOT be afraid to put on the rear bumpers of our rides.

NOTE: If you don't have the nads to "run-it-on-your-ride" then save it for another post in the future.

I'll start it out...

A WORKING PERSON VOTING FOR A DEMOCRAT IS LIKE A RUNT-PIG SUCKING HIND-TIT ON A SOW.

Geez...what side of the fence am I on?
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:38 PM
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:38 PM
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:44 PM
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:52 PM
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:38 PM
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Old 08-14-2006, 11:07 AM
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1. Visualize whirled peas...
4. Honk if your horney.(sp)
5. Keep your laws off my body.
Seen these
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Old 08-22-2006, 05:23 PM
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NOTE: If you don't have the nads to "run-it-on-your-ride" then save it for another post in the future.
Ok, you asked. I saw a good one the other day. Picture of W, with the acronym wtf?.

I won't put a sticker on my paint, but you'd know my car if you saw it: My rear quarters are covered with stickers:

Biodiesel: We don't need tanks to fill my tank.



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Old 08-22-2006, 11:34 PM
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ummm, how about that plastic keyboard your typing on Old300D???

Plastic is a petrolium product...

Life without plastic... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dudes, we need oil...
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Old 08-24-2006, 05:22 PM
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ummm, how about that plastic keyboard your typing on Old300D???

Plastic is a petrolium product...

Life without plastic... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dudes, we need oil...
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What are you doing to reduce your consumption, hmmmm?
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:20 PM
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:02 AM
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Sorry folks! For some reason, when I added that comment, I must have been a little "testy" at the time...

I realize that most of us won't put BS (bumper-stickers) on the paint of our rides. I will ONLY put a sticker on the glass or on the chrome-part of a bumper, but never on the paint or plastic. On paint or plastic, if the glue itself doesn't do damage, if, and when, you finally take these things off, the surface area that was under the sticker itself is usually a different "shade" or color from the surrounding area.

Glass or chrome will be just fine!

Continue posting!
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...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125

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Old 08-23-2006, 12:19 AM
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:48 PM
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