Since the polical season's already upon us and we ALL have something to say, let's take the time to come up with some pithy and smart-alecky things we would NOT be afraid to put on the rear bumpers of our rides.

NOTE: If you don't have the nads to "run-it-on-your-ride" then save it for another post in the future.

I'll start it out...

A WORKING PERSON VOTING FOR A DEMOCRAT IS LIKE A RUNT-PIG SUCKING HIND-TIT ON A SOW.

Geez...what side of the fence am I on?

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

F you see Kay, tell her to come home...

1. Visualize whirled peas...
2. I may be fat but your ugly and I can diet.
3. My cat is an honor student.
4. Honk if your horney.(sp)
5. Keep your laws off my body.
6. Follow me this is a parade.
7. Darwin lied.
8. Jesus saves but Moses invests.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Bondage is Knot for everyone

Don't believe everything you think

Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their Souls To Santa

The Beatings Will Continue until morale improves

Watch Out for the Idiot Behind Me

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

Support Our Troops By Questioning Our Leaders

Many men smoke but a fu man chu.

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Bumper stickers are gay, like liberals.

Seriously I would never be caught dead with a bumper sticker on any of my cars, and if anyone sticks one on its going up there behind.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

i brake for insects
honk if you are jesus

insured by mafia... you hit me, we hit you

In the light of recent studies claiming that driving while using a cell phone is more dangerous than drinking and driving....

I many be drunk, but at least I am not using a cell phone.

I would not put a bumper sticked or my car either. The only thing that comes remotely to it is a Mercedesshop cling-on that I have on the rear passenger left side window.

regarding the liberal comment... I agree, but they're not as gay as neo-cons.

I like that. How about "Knuckle-draggers dip" ?

Of course I would never deflle my car with bumper stickers. They do provide some entertainment once you've deciphered all of the cryptic vanity plates ahead of you in traffic.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Yeah that Mercedesshop cling on sure is nice. That is the only sticker that I will ever put on my cars.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

-I Brake For Fat Chicks
-You're checking to see if I have a rainbow sticker aren't you?, ya fairy!
-Horn If You're Honkey
-Bass,Trout or Crappie.......Nobody Rides Without Fish
-Hannity Sucks Ass In 2006

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