This guy is fortunate!
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,235719,00.html

Whoa, lucky guy, first, that he could find the severed organ, and second, that he had presence of mind to pack it in ice.

Damn, there's some hardball played over thar.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

I think we have done that here already. Besides, the girls of the movie did mentioned that Bobbit had a hard time rising to the occasion

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John Bobbitt, real winner!

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/05/14/bobbitt.arrest/

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Current:
2014 VW Tiguan SEL 4Motion 43,000 miles.

2016 Hyundai Santa Fe Sport (wife's).

Past:
2006 Jetta TDI 135,970 miles. Sold Nov. '13.
1995 E-320 Special Edition. 220,200 miles. Sold Sept. '07.
1987 190-E 16 valve. 153,000 miles. Sold Feb. '06.
1980 300-D 225,000 miles. Donated to the National Kidney Foundation.
1980 240-D manual, 297,500 miles. Totaled by inattentive driver.

I bet that hurt... severely.

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I think he was feeling no pain at that time. How fast would YOU wake up if I were to sneak into your bedroom, grab you penis and hack it off? Think I will make it to the door?

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99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

'Twas a pun AK, a pun. Severe... sever?

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

Ah n'ermind.

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Word to the wise. Keep your dayjob and don't try be a comedian.

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99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Wow! I'm glad I don't live in your neighborhood! Don't get me wrong, here in the swamp we'll kill somebody for any number of good reasons but at least we let him meet his maker with all his parts intact! Well, except maybe for that nasty beheading incident a few years back, but that was more of a misunderstanding than intentional!

...and I thought it was a Sizilian domain...

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Guy got his weeny wacked off and you think he's LUCKY?! Man. you are quite the optimist, CMAC.

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Maybe I'm slow, but I missed it also. Puns that subtle (the best kind) might need some showcasing, such as: "sever-ely." I dunno, but it wasn't bad.

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Te futueo et caballum tuum

1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

I bet it was hard to find when they tried to find it in the ice!

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2006 Mustang Convertible 4.0 Eaton Supercharged

Hear about the Polish organ donor?

Brings an organ to the local emergency room,blocking their doors,gets arrested.

In the squad car he says,"the hell's the matter with them,don't they like Hammond B3's???"