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Since66 03-22-2007 08:50 PM
What did the laundryman ask the Mother Superior?

"Do you have any dirty habits?"

Dubyagee 03-22-2007 09:01 PM
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder & got a little behind in his work?


Ghandi, the Super-Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.

A264172 03-22-2007 09:18 PM
I'd like to take a short reprive from the puns to thank my lucky stars that we have a member here at Mersedesshop like the 'Mistres', she sure helps break up the monogamy around this place.

Larry Delor 03-22-2007 09:26 PM
When the pig lost his voice, he became disgruntled.

Kuan 03-22-2007 09:31 PM
What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi.

Dubyagee 03-22-2007 09:43 PM
I was having dinner with a world chess champion and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.

POS 03-23-2007 08:30 AM
My eyes hurt.

Kuan 03-23-2007 08:36 AM
The farmer is outstanding in his field.

dannym 03-23-2007 08:47 AM
Confucius say "Man go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok".

BENZ-LGB 03-23-2007 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dannym (Post 1458739)
Confucius say "Man go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok".
Confucius says:

Man who eats many prunes, sit on toilet for many moons.

Dee8go 03-23-2007 09:19 AM
You guys are WORLD CLASS punsters. My hat's off to you. Everything I could think of had already been posted by the time I got to the end of the thread.

I am not worthy . . I am not worthy . . I am not worthy . . . . .

R Leo 03-23-2007 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1458763)
I am not worthy . . I am not worthy . . I am not worthy . . . . .
OK, OK, you aren't a toad.

Dee8go 03-23-2007 09:26 AM
I feel MUCH better now, Randy. Thank you ever so much .

Hammertime 03-23-2007 10:03 AM
Forgot one:

Confucius says;

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger....

G-Benz 03-23-2007 10:39 AM
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have any guts!


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