Have sex with her, then she'll be a hypocrit and won't be able to preach anymore.

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Bot -- Tell your wife that her best friend is hitting on you and it's getting embarrassing.

Do both!

B

Tell her you're a big boy now, and can make your own life decisions, thank you very much. If she doesn't stop, let her know that your relationship might get 'ugly', without being too specific. Deal with it head-on, otherwise she will only question why you haven't answered any of her emails, and still not get the point.

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And what of the 5000 "we'll burn in Hell' emails to follow......:fork_off:

That's where the Bot Ploy comes in by complaining to the wife before sex with wife's best friend. Plant gets to tell wife, "I tried! I tol' you sumpin' was happening with Tammy Faye and you didn't do nuthin'."

Ron is that K. Richards in your avitar? I heard a commentator recently speaking about him the other day regarding the concussion he sustained some time back from falling out of a coconut tree (the forum was the top 100 wealthiest entertainers, btw). The neurosurgeon that did his work-up was suprised to find a scant trace of real human blood in his heroin stream

weird kid.

Plant, I kind of use med's approach, but more direct. I tell the email forwarders to knock it off, or I will block them from sending me anymore emails. If being directly given these concerns by her, I would probably initially engage in some of the others' thoughts--didn't JC teach tolerance, ect....

Honestly, if she kept it up after being warned, I wouldn't want to be friends with her because she is obviously not a committed Christian to be so disprespectful of your beliefs, judgmental and intolerant.

Yeah, he's a real piece of work -- it's utterly amazing that he's somehow managed to live this long. It was reported that folks actually had to hold him up while shooting scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean III, he was so constantly and thoroughly inebriated.

But actually, my avatar is a rather odd shot of Ray Davies (substitute alcohol for heroin).

I would not under any circumstances talk religion with her. This includes things like What JC would do, judge not, etc....
She would more than likely take that as an opening for debate and the e-mails will escalate even more.

Tell her to stop. If that doesn't work, have sex with her! lol I love that one.

Or use filters

Danny

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