Do women call you Fatty?

Do women call you Baldy?

Do women call you Ugly?

Do women call you Shorty?

Do women call you Stupid?

Do women call you Loser?

Are you over 30, 40, 50, 60, or even 70?

Worst of all, have the women completely lost interest in you?

Do not despair.

Now there is a new "Male Beauty Product" on the market that will change all
of that!

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if women have to like you because of your car or "what's in your wallet" not to be confused with your package, then gentlemen, THEY ARE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME AND OR AGGREVATION....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

I need not worry. I am in good shape, really nice hair, extremely attractive, relatively tall, quite intelligent, make good money, and under 30. Got a nice car though as insurance.

Do you wear Old Spice?

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

Shallow, gold-digging women have their place in the social scheme of things.

Don't disregard them so easily!!!

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur

My Gallery

Not in this weather!

Read the tag under his name. "Delusional" is the key word!

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur

My Gallery

Not in this weather!

Hehehe... the truth is never far away.

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

Do women call you Fatty? YES!

Do women call you Baldy? YES!

Do women call you Ugly? YES!

Do women call you Shorty? No, 6'3"

Do women call you Stupid? YES!

Do women call you Loser? YES!

Are you over 30, 40, 50, 60, or even 70? YES and no, 37.

Worst of all, have the women completely lost interest in you? NO, chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear. And when I do it's usually something exotic.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

I think that belongs on the movie thread....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Well, we men retaliate for the shallowness of such women by liking them strictly for how they fill out a thong. It's the stuff that quality relationships are made of.

How do you fill out a thong?

I thought the whole purpose for wearing one was not to "fill-out" but to let "hang out."

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur

My Gallery

Not in this weather!

www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showthread.php?t=187177

Yeah, "fill out" is not the phrase I'm thinking of when it comes to women wearing thongs. A bra maybe, but not a thong!

I don't have an exotic car, a lot of money, and I'm fairly average-looking. The women all like me because of my package.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

me too.

tom w

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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC]

..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

Do women call you Fatty? Yes

Do women call you Baldy? No

Do women call you Ugly? Yes

Do women call you Shorty? No

Do women call you Stupid? No

Do women call you Loser? Yes

Are you over 30, 40, 50, 60, or even 70? No, 16

Worst of all, have the women completely lost interest in you? Yes


The 81' doesn't attract the girls like she used to.. Being the only MB in the lot at school used to be special.. It ain't no more now that people are used to it.. So I'm back to my old status as loser..

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Ich liebe meine Autos!

1991 Mercedes-Benz 560SEL | Megasquirt MS3-Pro | 722.6 transmission w/ AMG paddles | Feind Motorsports Sway Bar | Stinger VIP Radar | AntiLaser Priority | PLX Wideband O2 | 150A Alternator | Cat Delete
1981 Mercedes-Benz 300SD | Blown engine, rebuilding someday...
1981 Mercedes-Benz 300SD | Rear ended, retired in garage.
2009 Yamaha AR230HO | Das Boot

Excessive speeding? It ain't excessive till I redline!