What do I think of Paris Hilton? Not much either way. But really, I don't give a damn.

What I do not like is favoritism in the justice system. It is a fact of life that rich folks get a better deal in the courts -- yet another good reason to be rich, isn't it? I'd rather be rich and powerful than poor and a pawn. But I don't really want to put forth the effort necessary to be rich -- I have achieved my comfort level. Now I am looking forward to somebody else buying a winning lottery ticket and giving it to me. Or discovering Lafitte's hidden treasure in my yard. Or a golden meteor hurtling down into my home--what a rush!

So Paris in an orange jumper doing weekend penance picking trash from the highways would serve justice in my mind, given the crime. Every weekend for say, 20 consecutive weekends. 8 hrs Saturday and Monday.

Good morning Ms Hilton. Here is your jumper and your trash bag. On 37 more trash days to go!

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