Ever thing about opening a brothel?
 

In Nevada of course. Why not? Build a nice building, hire some help, the girls are independent contractors, you take half of they earn. A hundred girls, a thousand a night, that's 50k a night for you. You can't lose.

I might open one up in Germany - the beer is better. :D
(Which is about all I could afford after taxes)

people are alla' time tryin' tafock yer employees.

B

Location!!, Location!!, Location!!
 

Well, Yes, but I suppose it's going both ways, especially for the prices at those "Legal" Nevada locations. I've gone to them, and spent more in a night, than I have on many of my cars individually/Whatever.. Lotta fun though. Just wish it were legal everywhere, so that prices go down, girls go down, and locations can become a lot more accessable.

You don't want it legal everywhere man. Very soon you'll have Walmart getting into the game.

Uh guys, .... Poon is legal everywhere, and free.

Amen brother.

Problem is.. some "LOOSERS" ....have to "PAY FOR IT".... :lips:...:bigcry:

You pay for it somehow.

So, What's your problem with *** girls..?

Hey Matt,
That's LOSERS'....

They're all Catholic? ;)

They all have a brother named Jesus.

Which is precisely why they say, "If it flies, floats, or F***s, then rent it"

If Walmart get's into the game, the girls might cost less, but they would only be paid 20%, and have a co-pay on their health insurance. Probably have a time limit too, and would get penalized for taking too long with a customer.

But they'll hand you a smiley Walmart sticker when you leave. That's worth at least something.