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What do you call the guy at your front door with no arms or legs? Mat

What do you call an incontinent Dutch lesbian?


A leaking dyke.

What do you call the guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall? Art

A guy volunteered to assist on a handicapped cruise ship.

A quadrapeligic woman was complaining that she never even was hugged.
The volunteer pittied her and gave her a hug.

Then the woman said she never been kissed,
He again felt pitty and gave her a kiss.

Then the woman said she never had been screwed.

The man threw her overboard and said "your screwed now!"

How did they punish Helen Keller..?

Re-arrange the furniture, and install door knobs, on the walls..

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Oh,hell. I thought you called him Sparky.:wacky:

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