What do you call a deer, with no eyes..?
 

OK, What do you call a Deer, with no eyes..?

No Eyedeer..



What do you call a Deer with no eyes, and no legs..?

Still, No eyedeer...


What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no eh, he he..?


Still, no F$%#*^$ eyedeer....

:d :d

What do you call a young Italian sheep?


A Lamb or Guinea.........

1. A hood ornament.
2. Dinner
3. Nice pair of shoes.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Don't bother. He won't come.

what do you call a deer with two leggs shorter than the others?
Eileen

What do you call a guy, with no arms and no legs, stuck in a hole..?

Phil..



What do you call a guy with no arms, and no legs on your door step...?

Matt..

what do you call a quadriplegic in your pool

Bob

What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves?

Leif

How long before this thread morphs into "elephant" or "Helen Keller" material? :rolleyes:

Russel

I heard Leif in the one I was told..meh

Fanny

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs at the bottom of the Ocean?

Sandy

So what do you call a girl that can suck a golf ball through a hose? Oh, wait, I'm a moderator, I can't write this .......

You call her "Girlfriend" - cuz you know your wife can't or won't. :D


(not "your" wife waybomb - I don't even know if you have one!)

What do you call a Chinese deer with two legs shorter than the others?
Irene.