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08-15-2007, 01:37 AM
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What do you call a deer, with no eyes..?
OK, What do you call a Deer, with no eyes..?
No Eyedeer.. What do you call a Deer with no eyes, and no legs..? Still, No eyedeer... What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no eh, he he..? Still, no F$%#*^$ eyedeer....
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08-15-2007, 03:03 AM
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:d :d
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08-15-2007, 06:42 AM
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What do you call a young Italian sheep?
A Lamb or Guinea.........
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08-15-2007, 10:12 AM
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1. A hood ornament.
2. Dinner 3. Nice pair of shoes.
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08-15-2007, 11:44 AM
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what do you call a deer with two leggs shorter than the others?
Eileen
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08-15-2007, 04:57 PM
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What do you call a guy, with no arms and no legs, stuck in a hole..?
Phil.. What do you call a guy with no arms, and no legs on your door step...? Matt..
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08-15-2007, 05:15 PM
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what do you call a quadriplegic in your pool
Bob What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves? Leif
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08-15-2007, 05:29 PM
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Quote:
Russel
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08-15-2007, 05:37 PM
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I heard Leif in the one I was told..meh
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08-15-2007, 05:49 PM
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What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs at the bottom of the Ocean? Sandy
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08-15-2007, 06:10 PM
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So what do you call a girl that can suck a golf ball through a hose? Oh, wait, I'm a moderator, I can't write this .......
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08-15-2007, 06:14 PM
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You call her "Girlfriend" - cuz you know your wife can't or won't.
 (not "your" wife waybomb - I don't even know if you have one!)
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08-15-2007, 06:20 PM
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Irene.
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