|
|
|
#1
|
||||
|
||||
So my kid says....
Me and my son were driving down the road last night, when he starts talking about monster trucks (he's almost 4 yrs old).
Me: I know what a monster truck looks like. Son: wait a minute...How do you know what a monster truck looks like?? Me: I'm over 40 years old - I've seen all kinds of stuff! Son (after a brief moment of silence): "You saw Dinosaurs!?" *********************************** This morning we went to a store to get a new squirtgun (the last chinese built model, broke). Somehow we talked about the store being open and people going there... Me: Sure the store is open...they want people to come in and buy stuff so they can make money. That why they have stores to begin with...so they can take your money. Son: You mean, like the Government?
__________________
It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein 09 Jetta TDI 1985 300D |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
Too cute!
Years ago I was working on my mother-in-law's dryer. It was making all kinds of racket so I thought I'd take it apart and see what's going on. My son was about 4 at the time. I was having some difficulties with the job though. Me: Oh no, I'm in trouble now. I don't know how to put grandma's dryer back together. Son: What the hell are you gonna do now, daddy?
__________________
1985 380SE Blue/Blue - 230,000 miles 2012 Subaru Forester 5-speed 2005 Toyota Sienna 2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible 1999 Toyota Tacoma |
#3
|
||||
|
||||
I remember something a teenager asked me around 1992 when I would have been 28. He asked' "do you remember WW I?"
|
#4
|
||||
|
||||
Kids know that stuff, for some reason I still call a back hoe and excavator my two year old says no dad that an excavator.
|
#5
|
|||
|
|||
My wise -guy highschooler like to preface most questions about the past with, " Hey Dad, back in the day when you rode dinosaurs to school, did you...."
I think he is developing a bald spot on the top of his head from the galancing slaps. |
#6
|
||||
|
||||
My ex-wife had a dumb blonde moment....
when we first got married, she once asked me:
"on the way to the moon, did the astronauts pass the sun?" after my disbelief at the absurd question, I told her that they would have but they didnt have their sunglasses with them so they went the other way.
__________________
Frank 84 500SEL EURO 101K ( JUST LIKE MY 1ST WIFE. GLAD TO GET RID OF HER! ) 85 300D 310K (sold) 90 350SDL 184K sold 83 300D 118K (sold) 88 300E 153k (sold) 93 400E 105K (sold) |
#7
|
||||
|
||||
i'm gonna look forward to those moments, but not for a looooong time. I hope.
__________________
1984 300SD Orient Red/ Palomino 1989 560SEC 2016 Mazda 6 6 speed manual 1995 Ford F-150 reg cab 4.9 5speed manual |
#8
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
Kids are cool.
__________________
1999 SL500 1969 280SE 2023 Ram 1500 2007 Tiara 3200 |
#9
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
Tom W
__________________
[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC] ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
#10
|
||||
|
||||
Kids are pretty funny, one thing is for sure they will tell you the truth.
__________________
"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
#11
|
|||
|
|||
Yup. There are only two kinds of honest people in the world: small children, and drunks.
__________________
1985 380SE Blue/Blue - 230,000 miles 2012 Subaru Forester 5-speed 2005 Toyota Sienna 2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible 1999 Toyota Tacoma |
#12
|
||||
|
||||
sunedog-son just turned 7 and I have been writing a letter to him describing his life since he was born. I plan to give it to him on his 18th birthday. It's up to 80 pages in MS Word so maybe I'm writing him a book. So I could give you guys dozens of funny (at least to me) things my son has said. This isn't the funniest, but it'll do for starters:
(My wife was watching a Miami University football game on TV while I was working in my garage.) sunedog-wife to sunedog-son "Go tell your daddy Miami scored a touchdown." sunedog-son (age 3) "Daddy, Mommy's Ami just scored a touchdown!"
__________________
Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind. |
#13
|
||||
|
||||
Then they become teenagers....
|
#14
|
||||
|
||||
We have,among many colorful characters a fellow named Danny Ka**en.
As are many in this area his parents died and left him flush,and to judge by appearances he hasn't a Sou. His chief distinction,besides being a busybody,always obstructing meetings in Town Hall and generally spending his useless time annoying folks. is that he always wears wooden shoes,yes,real Dutch wooden shoes. I pointed him out to my daughter when she was 5. Even then she had a gift for spotting the outre',the bizarre,the fine line of demarcation betwixt sanity and oddity. We frequently go to the Library where friend Danny sits in the magazine lounge reading the papers,too cheap to buy them. My daughter,who has no fear in her nature, runs over to me,sez"Hey Carlos,wooden shoes is over there". She then rounds up several friends from school,explains how things are and leads them to the magazine lounge and says"hey,wooden shoes,you sound like a drum when you walk on the sidewalk,Daddy says you better buy some cuprinol"....Danny harrumphs and raises the paper,covering his face while the children go about telling anyone who will listen about the wierdo with the smelly clothes and the yellow wooden shoes.
__________________
|
#15
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
Then, they'll most likely tell you a lie.
__________________
" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
Bookmarks |
|
|