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Old 11-08-2007, 04:58 PM
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OOPS...Nothing Like A Good Spanking

What happened to the Gorilla? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309462,00.html

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Old 11-08-2007, 04:59 PM
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He wasn't spanking his monkey. His gorilla was spanking HIM. Interesting.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:02 PM
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Ah, we did that crap every day in my high school.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:05 PM
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Ah, we did that crap every day in my high school.
You went to school at Our Church of The Little Angels, didin't you?
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:13 PM
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I lasted exactly one year in a Catholic school. I left, disgusted that they wouldn't let me throw a kegger in the parking lot.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:16 PM
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Catholics down on drinking?! What kind of parochial school was THAT?
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:30 PM
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bummer, my mom never did that for me.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:39 PM
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After I got two gorilla grams, I was begging my mother to get a stripper gram next time. She never did.

No but hey, did you catch the part about the horrified teacher? And yet the stripper managed to proceed with the stripping? A bit mousy, are we?
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:49 PM
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:01 AM
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Catholics down on drinking?! What kind of parochial school was THAT?
This reminded me of an OLD joke...
How to keep your baptist fishing buddies from drinking all your beer?
( Invite 2 of them at the same time) Think about it.
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That's just about the truth . . . having been one of them myself. A long time ago when ministers were often paid in vegetables, chickens, and other farm commodities, they were also paid with whiskey. Baptists, too. The current Baptists have chosen to forget that as well as many other features of their heritage.
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Old 11-09-2007, 10:44 AM
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After I got two gorilla grams, I was begging my mother to get a stripper gram next time. She never did.

No but hey, did you catch the part about the horrified teacher? And yet the stripper managed to proceed with the stripping? A bit mousy, are we?
So that means you were traumatized. You might be entitled to blame any and all shortcomings of your's on Mom.

Maybe the teacher was so horrified that he was reduced to spanking HIS monkey after watching the student getting his butt spanked.
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A long time ago when ministers were often paid in vegetables, chickens, and other farm commodities
A friend lives in an old parsonage (UCC) that features a small smokehouse out back. It has a gallows looking thing on which a pig carcass can be dressed, and several hooks inside to hang the hams. The fireplace is built to handle a couple tubs to heat lots of water for all manner of harvest time necessities.
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The current Baptists have chosen to forget that as well as many other features of their heritage.
Including the fact that Christ himself and his gang drank wine which I can only speculate was NOT alcohol free.

Hijack here but is this why they said 13 was unlucky? Head man in the gang of 13 (Christ and 12 disciples) gets "crossed".
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I guess that was a bad sign, huh?

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