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New take on the saying, "On yer bike !"
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But officer, it's a mountin' bike!
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You'd think bipedals were more civilized.
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Let me get this straight..."Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr."
No privacy in Ayr. Jeez.
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Quote:
Sheriff Colin Miller placed him on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. The sheriff said: "In almost four decades in the law, I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a cycle-sexualist." "You! Yes, you! behind the bikesheds, stand still laddie!" .
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