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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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WooHoo! I'll live forever!
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1993 300E 2.8 185k miles 2006 Mustang Convertible 4.0 Eaton Supercharged |
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When I was in my mid twenties I had a prostrate infection. My doc was an old fart who suggested regular use of the equipment would prevent cancer and other maladies of the prostrate.
I have endeavored to exercise the equipment as often as possible ever since...only in the interest of excellent health of course! ![]() Tom W
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual. ![]() ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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Aint' it a carnal sin?
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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle 2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car 2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver 2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car |
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They used to say it would make you blind......
so I only did it till I needed glasses..... Thick ones. Tom W
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual. ![]() ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. Last edited by t walgamuth; 01-16-2008 at 06:30 AM. |
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Would having sex with the wife have the same effect ?
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Of course but you don't go blind from that, that is why my eyes have not gotten worse for the last 30 years or so.
Recently my glasses have not needed to be so thick (actually) so I am not sure what that means in the overall picture though. Tom W
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual. ![]() ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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Only if she sits on your face while giving you a tug job........don't ask me how I know.
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I am 43 and diabetic and still don't need any glasses.
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Hard to shave your palms without cutting off a thumb. Guess I'll have to use an electric razor.
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* * -- Paul W. (The Benzadmiral) ('03 Buick Park Avenue, charcoal/cream) Formerly: '97 C230, smoke silver/parchment; '86 420SEL, anthracite/light grey; '84 280CE (W123), dark blue/palomino |
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I see said the blind man....
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
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Just in case it doesn't, you can wait until the next time some girl parks her car in front of your bay doors
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Jonathan 2011 Mazda2 2000 E320 4Matic Wagon 1994 C280 (retired) |
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Yeah - it's called Onanism, after Onan - who refused to impregnate his dead (God killed him) brother's wife, so he spilled his seed upon the ground. So God killed him too. The Old Testament is such a happy book.
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I enjoyed the story about (was it Lot?) the fellow who was the one rightous man who lived in Sodom and Gomorra, whose wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.
He was later living in a cave by himself with his two daughters. So eventually the daughters decided that they were never going to find a rightous man to marry so to prevent the family tree from dying they got the old man drunk on wine and had sex with him so each of them could have a baby. (I never heard the rest of the story, since there were no other girls around I wonder if the ever resourceful girls later had sex with their son to propogate the family?) This may be another test question for B's morality quizz! Sorry for the blasphemy. Tom W
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual. ![]() ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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