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I'll send a pile of Florida Fireants to aid in the slow execution.
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MEGABURGER!! Dude, chill out. That be some sick $h!t, boskowitz.
Going to have to come up with a XXX rating, here.
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#18
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Hey Ginsburg! Quit this yabberin'an'just croak the shinola fer Chrissakes!
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X Boxes don't kill people. People do.
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Damn. You beat me to it. I was going to suggest that we ban XBoxes or at least license them to people who have passed background checks and a 48 hr waiting period
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#21
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Don't forget golf clubs. They should be outlawed. It was terrible the way those young ruffians murdered that boy's father right in front of him!
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century ![]() OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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Just put him in a restroom stall with Larry Craig and a few tabs of Viagra.
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I thought it was against the constitution to impose cruel and unusual punishment? Larry would have to keep taking the Viagra tabs. Now if you gave Cialis, it would take less since the terminal half life is longer
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Quote:
Nice!
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Wife is a Nurse Practitioner and I do get the literature.
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I think he needs to be pummeled....no way the mother was asleep while this was going on....unless the kid a mute.
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Hold the phone, I got an idea. Let him play XBox and we introduce a virus to lose his high score and make his game more difficult.
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Yeah. It would allow him to ALMOST reach the high score, only to crash at the last minute everytime . . .
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century ![]() OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
#30
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I play Xbox online and hear people yelling at their kids to MOVE, or the best or worst depending on how you look at it is "Move or I'll knock you lips off". One nice couple each had Xbox's in seperate rooms and TV's and would argue via the Xbox headset who would take care of the kids.
The moral of the story is that if you do game online find a group of like minded people to play will or use the mute button, Xbox has more idiots than internet forums. |
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