Chappaqua, New York -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of Senator Hillary Clinton. The flood began in the Senator’s private bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of these books have been lost. A spokesman said the Senator was devastated as she had almost finished coloring the second one. The Governor’s office tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

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Fred
2009 ML350
2004 SL600
2004 SL500
1996 SL600
2002 SLK32
2005 CLK320 cabrio
2003 ML350
1997 C280 Sport

Amusing, but not being well-read is not among the Hildebeast's many shortcomings. It would work better as a Bush joke.

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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar.

83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 400,xxx miles
08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 22,xxx miles
88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress.

Fewer people can pronounce Manitowoc than Chappaqua

Communist Manifesto is available at Amazon.

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2009 E320 Bluetec 117,000
1995 E300D 306,000 Sold
1996 Ford Taurus LX 130,000 Sold
1985 300TD Still 225,000 Sold
2016 Ford Fusion 24,900

Obama can lend her one of his copies.

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2009 E320 Bluetec 117,000
1995 E300D 306,000 Sold
1996 Ford Taurus LX 130,000 Sold
1985 300TD Still 225,000 Sold
2016 Ford Fusion 24,900

And fewer can spell Manitowoc!

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Thank You!
Fred
2009 ML350
2004 SL600
2004 SL500
1996 SL600
2002 SLK32
2005 CLK320 cabrio
2003 ML350
1997 C280 Sport