So, there was another old Volvo for sale in my area. I called the women that had it for sale and I knew the car as one that a Lawyer had in town a couple years ago, based on her discription. I told her I would call her after work and come see the car at a time that would work for us. She said, "just let me know" Okay. After work I gave her a call, and I met her at her house at 8PM. I called her two minutes before I actaully showed up to make sure of a turn.

I showed up at her door driving my 88 240. She has a 1989 240. She answered the door and was miffed that I was driving a Volvo. She then said she needed a newer car and offered to trade. I was no. She then said why do you have a Volvo. Because I like them I guess. She then said come in have a glass of whine. I said, its getting dark, can I see the keys so I can look under the hood etc etc. She said, I'm watching a movie, come inside and relax. I said one more time, look I came her to look at the car please let me look at it. She said come inside first. I then told her I had to go.

I don't know what her idea was, but I had a very strange feeling. I was not about to step foot in her dark house. I did not know this women and she did not know me. Why did she want me in her house so badly and what was with the grin the whole time.

Yeah um...

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95 Honda Shadow ACE 1100.
1999 Plymouth Neon Expresso. 2.4 swap, 10.5 to 1 comp, big cams. Autocross time attack vehicle!
2012 Escape, 'hunter" (5 sp 4cyl)

how expensive was her house ?
a dark place is optimal for robbing someone - was it even her house ?


-John

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2009 Kia Sedona
2009 Honda Odyssey EX-L
12006 Jetta Pumpe Duse
(insert Mercedes here)

Husband, Father, sometimes friend =)

probably not...it was a duplex.

How old was she?

What was she wearing?

Did she look hotttttttttt?

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

She was about 28, she might have been okay underneith the jet black hair dye. I found her to be very suspucious. There was something very wrong with her.

Vampires don't drive Volvo 240's

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

Ok it's easy. Either she wanted to **** you, or her homies wanted to **** you up. Either way, you were gonna get ****ed.

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2003 E55 AMG
2007 FJ Cruiser

It just shows again the difference between men and women ... men just do too much thinking.

Unfortunately, it happens to me as well. It really sucks ...

Finally, there is a woman, who's nice, talks the inviting talk, smiles at you, gives you the 'cutie looks' ... and there we go ...

I mean seriously.

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Very true, they drive 69' Chargers with 440 Magnums.

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1974 240D 3.0L 4(M) - 250K -OM617.910 + 300D FW + Rajay turbo power!
1977 6.9 3(A) - 84k

You a muscle car man?

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

A buddy of mine had a brother who was in the navy. Was on shore leave in Australia. Picked up a hooker (okay, not same as your story). Goes to room, she cons him into lying face down on bed naked, she handcuffs him to headboard. For a brief moment (very brief) he is kinda excited. Until some guy dressed in a Batman suit jumps out of the closet and cornholes him.

Funny thing is, he told his buddies on ship. I would have denied it until my dying day and never spoke of it to anybody.

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MB-less

Let me guess, she's got a kid and turns out to be a lesbian looking for a little straight action?

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

I always thought it was very clearly established, what's on a man's mind ... turns out, there is a whole lot more funky ideas ...

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i would have run too.

Tom W

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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC]

..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.