Kardashian Not Even Close to Breaking Record

[MTI]

While originally sentenced to 30 days behind bars for violating probation on a DUI charge, the reality star, Khloe Kardashian, has been released early from Lynwood's Century Regional Detention Center after serving just a few hours.

Kardashian was released at 1:29 p.m., bringing her total time in custody to four hours and 37 minutes.

Her extraordinarily early release can be credited to the facility's vast overcrowding, a correctional issue that also befitted past inmates Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, who logged a paltry 82 and 84 minutes at the facility, respectively.

Kardashian was sentenced to the monthlong stay behind bars on July 3, when her attorney admitted in court that she had completed neither the alcohol-education program nor the 36 months' probation and community service that was mandated as part of her DUI sentence. Kardashian pleaded no contest to driving under the influence back in March 2007.

[ImBroke]

Aint it grand. Can I use this as my defense if I were to ever get a DUI? I am a good person, but not famous, so I should get maybe 8 hours?

[Johnhef]

I'm famous. Everyone on here knows me, therefore I should get off too, should the need ever arise

[Da Nag]

Originally Posted by Johnhef

...therefore I should get off too, should the need ever arise

You gotta stop lobbing such easy ones across the plate 'round here...

[Johnhef]

I work with the pun king, its apparently starting to rub off on me