Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'

Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.'

Then I thought...


'*****- I could win this'

Q: What's the difference between a Titleist in the rough and the G-spot?
A: A man will spend at least five minutes trying to find that Titleist.