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The Mysteries Of Woman
I've been married for eight years now and I have one question....
How the hell can one woman use so much toilet paper? I must go to Costco every other week to buy the stuff.
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Nobody can ever understand women
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http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2007/v704b_one_sheet.html
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I've heard that women that live with men use lots of it to deal with the guy's "aim."
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Alot depends on windage,elevation,pressure and your partner's steady hand.
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Yeah, no kidding. My wife and daughter use one roll per day per bathroom.
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Sheryl Crow is disgusting:
"I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required" http://newsbusters.org/node/12234
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They probably bunch up the paper instead of fold it.
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"Warning: Danger of break-through unless multiple folded."
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I think they sit crouched on the stool in a somewhat fetal position and munch on tissue as if they were little squirrels!
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Cause they crap a lot and emit more bodily fluids than us men. After hearing all this, I prefer water which does a much more thorough job and is way more hygienic than paper. Love my TOTO toilet, its a dream come true for me when I come home and let Mr. Toto pamper me in the crapper.
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When it stops spinning they make a giant cellulose glove to do the dirty deed. B |
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Exactly... My wife plugs the toilet at least once a day. I need to keep plungers in each bathroom!
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You’re not posting a thread about your wife not using enough toilet paper.
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