Haha. Our club just resolved a criminal federal prosecution for having a large crew of undocumented workers. Got a deferred prosecution (for demonstration of 'good conduct') and $275K fine. Haven't seen an assessment yet, and am not on the board, but can't wait to find out who is going to take the rap, because it isn't going to be me. In addition to the fine and attorney's fees, I am sure 'good conduct' was expensive too (legitimate labor costs)--this for a pretty small club.

Get ready for long greens and a LOT more rough on that course. Maybe they'll let you play winter rules all year.

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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I've been approached by several of those companies, but have no idea what working for them would be like. Irate customers never borrowed me. If they're coplaining to ME about my company, I figure they are giving m the chance to keep their business. It's when they start compaining about my company to my COMPETITORS that worries me. If that happens, I may not have the chance to fix the problems.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I'm a headhunter and I sell accountants. Business is not great. It is much more challenging now that it has been in the 11 years I've been doing it. I just closed my first piece of business this year. Luckily I had a very strong autumn/winter season in 2008, or else I'd have been in real trouble right now.

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Jonathan

2011 Mazda2
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1994 C280 (retired)