How do you get the guitar player off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.

What do you call a bass player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless

What is the definition of 'perfect pitch'?
When you throw the banjo in the dumpster and it lands on the accordian

What the difference between a banjo player and a frog, hitchhiking on the road?
The frog might be on his way to a gig

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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