I am laughing so hard I have tears after the attorney questions.

My favorite jokes involve chickens and pigs. Unfortunatly I have been totally unable to tell any of my favorite jokes in polite company for decades.

Also I used to get into joke telling exchanges which could go on for hours if not minutes, but it also involved heavy drinking which I have not done for decades in public either.... or in private for that matter.

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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC]

..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

Me too! My wife is wondering wth??! Very funny stuff there!

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

The judge asked the attorney: “Council, how does your client plea?”

The Attorney said: “Like this, you’re honor: “Waaah! You charge too much!”

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Toyota is a leader only because their drivers block everyone behind them. Oh what a feeling.

::..:. . . ::. ;-- "@#$!!*;-) .:.::.., ?

Not my favorite, but Helen Keller loved it...

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C'mon! Now I am Curious, I love a good rude joke or 2.. if you dont want to post it shoot it to me in a PM

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hum.....
1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed