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WVOtoGO · #46 05-06-2010, 01:26 PM

And here I called PaulC a sick man.

Sorry Paul.

aklim · #47 05-06-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by WVOtoGO

And here I called PaulC a sick man.

Sorry Paul.

You'd rather I be handing out candy to kids and have a ferris wheel in my front lawn?

When is bedtime at neverland ranch?
When the big hand is on the little kids .......

cmac2012 · #48 05-06-2010, 02:55 PM

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My biggest concern with the whole "here's how to do it" thing is that some whacko (regardless race/ethnicity) is going to say "that is an embarassment" and think they need to prove that we need to fear something again. The taliban, after "taking responsibility" must be a bit red-cheeked after hearing literally every news outlet in America talk about how poorly the bomb was constructed. Of course you can google how to make bombs...but I'm more concerned that they are going to send over someone to "do it right" and then claim responsibility yet again. I'm not trying to fear-mongor, but thats really my only concern with this whole fiasco. In all, we should just be more aware of things, and kudos to the guy who called the cops with a keen eye.

Well put, and you could be right. And as we continue to use drone fired missiles, I suspect it's bound to happen.

cmac2012 · #49 05-06-2010, 03:02 PM

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Damn, aklim...
The ---- you come up with to make a point.

Hmmmm . . . yahsss . . . ze tendency of ze mind to go to thees place is telling, no?

WVOtoGO · #50 05-06-2010, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

You'd rather I be handing out candy to kids and have a ferris wheel in my front lawn?

When is bedtime at neverland ranch?
When the big hand is on the little kids .......

Note to self –
Contact Isaksen Realty to sell Washington Island property ASAP and never go near Wisconsin again.

PaulC · #51 05-06-2010, 03:30 PM

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Note to self –
Contact Isaksen Realty to sell Washington Island property ASAP and never go near Wisconsin again.

We'll call the children's show "Mr. Aklim's Neighborhood" and have a nice homey set done up to look like a strip club/cathouse. Aklim will start every show by sliding down a stripper pole while wearing black leather pants, a button-down cardigan and a crapload of gold necklaces. First, he'll greet his co-host, a 40's-something catsuit-wearing overweight ex-"hostess" with overbleached blonde hair, pockmarked complexion, wayyy too much makeup, and a unfiltered Camel cigarette perennially hanging from her lips.

After Mr. Aklim presents a 10-minute monologue laden with adult references and heavy sexual innuendo (think 1960's-era Rat Pack in Vegas, with his cohort punctuating every punchline with a nice raspy, phlegmy cackle) the duo will entertain the live audience with instructional skits on topics like mixed drink preparation, successfully cheating at poker, and how not to get rolled by local prostitutes. Naturally, the show closes with the obligatory children's song (Chuck Berry's "My Ding-A-Ling" comes to mind) and Aklim and his sidekick leave the set in an especially seedy 1972 Cadillac ElDorado.

I think it will be a hit, once they secure an endorsement from the national PTA.

aklim · #52 05-06-2010, 03:50 PM

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Well put, and you could be right. And as we continue to use drone fired missiles, I suspect it's bound to happen.

Good points. Now, can you convince the other side to NOT use IEDs, suicide bombs and human shields? Perhaps come out to some deserted plain and duke it out?

aklim · #53 05-06-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PaulC

We'll call the children's show "Mr. Aklim's Neighborhood" and have a nice homey set done up to look like a strip club/cathouse. Aklim will start every show by sliding down a stripper pole while wearing black leather pants, a button-down cardigan and a crapload of gold necklaces. First, he'll greet his co-host, a 40's-something catsuit-wearing overweight ex-"hostess" with overbleached blonde hair, pockmarked complexion, wayyy too much makeup, and a unfiltered Camel cigarette periennially hanging from her lips.

After Mr. Alkim presents a 10-minute monologue laden with adult references and heavy sexual innuendo (think 1960's-era Rat Pack in Vegas, with his co-hort punctuating every punchline with a nice raspy, phlegmy laugh) the duo will entertain the live audience with instructional skits on topics like mixed drink preparation, successfully cheating at poker, and how not to get rolled by local prostitutes. Naturally, the show closes with the obligatory children's song (Chuck Berry's "My Ding-A-Ling" comes to mind) and Aklim and his sidekick leave the set in an especially seedy 1972 Cadillac ElDorado.

I think it will be a hit, once they secure an endorsement from the national PTA.

Then we will dump the lousy girls and get some hot college kids. Girls of the Big 10, maybe?

PaulC · #54 05-06-2010, 05:30 PM

Given sufficient TV ratings, the sky's the limit.

JollyRoger · #55 05-06-2010, 05:40 PM

How can we work the Catholic priest angle?

PaulC · #56 05-06-2010, 06:18 PM

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How can we work the Catholic priest angle?

I spent about two minutes on the question and came up with several great ideas that would cause me to forever burn in Hell if I ever presented them online.

aklim · #57 05-06-2010, 06:38 PM

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How can we work the Catholic priest angle?

Could have a few legal aged but underaged kids with a guy in a priest outfit chasing them down while spilling candy from a basket he is carrying as part of the show.

aklim · #58 05-06-2010, 06:39 PM

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I spent about two minutes on the question and came up with several great ideas that would cause me to forever burn in Hell if I ever presented them online.

Assuming hell exists that is.

PaulC · #59 05-06-2010, 08:21 PM

Google "Omaha".