Just remember - lust lasts seconds, aids is forever.

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1984 300TD

Wear a raincoat and knock yourself out. No complex or something that takes time to think about.

In spite of my earlier remarks I will admit that this stuff is often not as simple as the 'just go for it' brigade would have it. Sex can be great or it can be weird. And getting your head out of the way and letting the energy just flow can be easier said (or thought) than done.

I've known guys who lost their virginity badly and it was a burden for them. One thing I think a lot of guys get hung up on is in thinking the woman's sexual gift is so lofty, such a treasure to procure that they lose sight of the fact that their own gift to the woman can also be highly cherished.

Don't sell yourself short. Rather than taking or hustling something from the lady, you may be giving her a precious gift. Or may not, depending on the attitude. When I was in high school, early on, about 15, my cousin (female, about 19) told me a story about a really hot Jewish girl her age who went to our church (Mormon - go figure). I mean this girl was gorgeous. Anyway she had been on a date with a guy she thought was hot, they went out to park somewhere and she told my cousin that she had really wanted to do it with him. So they start kissing and he practically had her bra off before the first kiss was over.

Wrong. "Too fast dude, take me home." Oh ouch, I'm telling you, this lady . . . whew.

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Te futueo et caballum tuum

1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

You mean, like the values that she will sleep with you but not date you?

Chicks are chicks. Some people build up their first time. It is only a first time, not the only time. (Well, hopefully not the only time) The first time is just that. The first time. It is not the best time, just the first. You have to have a first time (assuming you ever do the act). So there is not really much point to me (aside from religious reasons) to prolong the first time. Most people's first times are lousy anyways but they don't know the difference yet of it being lousy because they have never done it before. Only looking back is it lousy. Think of when you got your license and drove your first car. You didn't car about the car, just that you had a car. Now that you are experienced driving cars, you prefer to drive a Mercedes.

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2009 ML320 Bluetec
1985 300CD
1981 300TD

Past Mercedes
1979 300TD
1982 300TD
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1998 E430
1984 300SD
1980 300SD

She said friends with benifits and you totaly screwed that up. Next time invite her back to your/her place for a glass of wine and **** her!

Better yet call her up and see if she wants to back and apple pie with you, put a frozen pie in the oven and ****.

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2016 Corvette Stingray 2LT
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Falling in love with getting laid and he said he loved me.....Kuan no one said anything about kids it's a Friday night and he's got a six pack. Speaking of kids remember "No glove, No love"

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Ahh my friend.


Don't date in college. Play the single game and get a bunch of good bros to hang with.

The first time kinda sucks too. Just an fyi and wrap your Hazet wrench!

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That's a shame right there... My first time rocked!! and so did the second and third which followed later in the same night. Gee, kinda miss those days of my youth...

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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Well yeah it rocked, but little did I know that women, much like our diesel cars, need to a significant amount of preglow prior to ignition

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Can I get an Amennnnnnnnnnaaaaa my man?

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For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Plaque is a lethal "weapon".

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Fortunately, I was working with experience. Although she was considerably younger than me...

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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Comon man freshmen girls are the easiest low hanging fruit

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-Typos courtesy of my mobile phone.

It would still be a couple years before this particular girl saw any academic work at a college...

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

https://media.giphy.com/media/X3nnss8PAj5aU/giphy.gif

HAH! One old Taoist sage on the sexual act: one must bring the water to a boil before inserting the peas and carrots.

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Te futueo et caballum tuum

1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K