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when an uptight yuppie (me) dates a hippie girl (her) and yuppie guy (me had too many
He said he liked her. She said freinds with benifits...but you would not go for that sort of thing. He said I think I would after a long pause. The couple went out too dinner. The yuppie is still a virgin, but sitting at home drinking a case or Coors as he types this. He does really like the to watch the hippy girls dance though.
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Lotsa hippies in Eugene.
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I lke them. Thet dabce wekk, u kuje atgketuc gruks,
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Beer......good...... ![]()
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It's OK. You absolutely did the right thing.
A lot of kids cannot emotionally handle getting laid. The more you like her the less you're able to handle it. Best to get your first time with someone you don't particularly see yourself having kids with. Then you end up falling in love with getting laid and not the girl. That was her idea all along.
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Hippie chicks are pretty cool...especially the ones that go to school in Eugene. I married one and I kind of like her.
![]() But, you are no where near the M word. You should have no regrets not saying yes to this for your first time. But remember there will be a first time sometime, just wait until you are ready for it.
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Nike slogan applies here
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That's what brothels are for.
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Can "check" that one off the list lol
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Ahh my friend.
Don't date in college. Play the single game and get a bunch of good bros to hang with. The first time kinda sucks too. Just an fyi and wrap your Hazet wrench!
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That's a shame right there... My first time rocked!! and so did the second and third which followed later in the same night. Gee, kinda miss those days of my youth...
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This is like watching a slow-motion train wreck.
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