Originally Posted by tonkovich

i thought hugo kraft had a brother who experimented with motor powered gliders, looked like a rabbit, and was nicknamed... "hare" kraft.

the gliders were made from the lightweight fronds of the rare velveeta palm tree - found only in along the banks of the cuyahoga - and joined together with a special aged blend of the dry paste from certain flavor packets and hellman's (known as best foods, west of the rockies) mayonnaise. of course, not knowing the importance of adding ketchup to the mixture, the project was doomed.